This mornings conversation at work involved topics of: how you can get a little vile of holy water from tele-evangelists that has been blessed when you give them money, drinking holy water (you are supposed to sprinkle it I guess, a co-worker thought you drank it) , the funny McCommunion kits pastors sometimes use (there are wine and wafers in little plastic containers)... Somewhere at the end of this a co-worker said what I heard as "Tele-evangelists are now outsourcing their pray call centers to India". And I thought he was telling the truth for a minute. He wasn't. But after we figured out he was joking we started imagining what it would be like to call a call center for prayer in India. I'm not sure if it was appropriate or not, people started coming up with "Press one for" options in the accent of Abu from the Simpson's
My favorite one was: How may we pray for you? After all the: please press one for conversational prayer, press two for charismatic prayer, there would this one
"For silent prayer, please hang up."
... p.s. speaking for outsourcing prayer to India I would like to "press 5 for prayer for talking to your parents about being gay."